- Symbol:
- GEITH
- Owner:
- TheTelecrapUrinal
- Exec Producer:
- Producer:
- TBD
- Director:
- TBD
- Writer:
- Editor:
- Cinematographer:
- Genre:
- Comedy
- Project Status:
- Pre Production
- Funds Needed:
- $5,000
- Funds Reserved:
- $95
- Funds Still Needed:
- $4,905
- % Funded:
- 1%
- Price Per Share:
- $5
- Total Shares:
- 1000
- Shares Available:
- 981
- Shares Reserved:
- 19
- No. PMF Fund Shares:
- 0
- % PMF Fund Shares:
- 0%
Project Logline:
A mockumentary about the process I go through to buy and convert Timothy Geithner's home into a halfway house for Financial Terrorists.
Latest PMF Fund Project Comment:
We are reiterating our 'C' rating on this project. Positive Outlook.
Synopsis:
This summer Timothy Geithner had his house for sale in New York (see http://www.zillow.com/blog/geithners-larchmont-house-for-sale/2009/03/12/).
I want to speak with Timothy Geithner's Real Estate Agent about putting in an offer on his house, contingent on me converting it into a 'Halfway House for Financial Terrorists' theme park.
Next I intend to approach city and state officials in an attempt to get the necessary permits to do this conversion into a halfway house.
I will ask for time to present my plan in an official setting.
You will follow me through every step, from the lawyers, attempting to obtain building and zoning permits, and all of the other good stuff.
I will make a special trip to Wall Street and try and find corporations that want to be a sponsor for this event.
My plan is to visit the Wall Street Journal and Goldman Sachs for starters.
In conjunction with this I will attempt to advertise with various local media sources that I want to hold a fund raiser to obtain the $2.5 million required to buy the house and do the necessary conversions.
I am going to present my business plan to all who will listen.
The Plan - A new reality series
Once the house has been converted I will staff it with homeless people offering them full time employment.
At our grand opening I will invite all of the local neighbors and politicians over for tea and biscuits and have an official ribbon cutting ceremony.
The house will be wired with CCTV, having a live stream to the web.
The house will have various theme rooms. There will be the Guantanamo Bay Room, complete with water boarding. Visitors can take turns water boarding Banksters and/or being water boarded if they are up to it.
The Goldman Sachs Room - This room will have stand in Banksters in shackles and for a fee site visitors can aim a small water cannon at their most hated Bankster and give them a blast of ice cold water. Imagine An advertisement something like: "This water cannon brought to you by Bank of America"
There will also be the Enron Room, the 911 Room, the Patriot Act Room, the Wall Street Bailout Room, the Abu Ghraib Room, and the Truth Room.
Somewhere in this process I will attempt to have a hedge fund created based on my chances at being sent to Bellevue as a loon.
Cast:
Me, some homeless people, some local city and state officials, some lawyers, and some Bankster representatives.
Site Address:
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